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Phrases that should be punishable by death

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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Luckily that's never an issue for you <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Oct 20, 2011
  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    advert you mean?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Oct 20, 2011
  3. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I had my suspicions.

    The scousers say "boss" to mean that something is good. That's pretty ****.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Oct 20, 2011
  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    **** sake, he's a zombie!
     
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    Gambol, Oct 20, 2011
  5. UIR - Kagawa Powa

    UIR - Kagawa Powa New Member

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    How can I help - by ****ing off strangely enough.
     
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    UIR - Kagawa Powa, Oct 20, 2011
  6. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Oct 20, 2011
  7. Null

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    <laugh> what a sherman tank !
     
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    Null, Oct 20, 2011
  8. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    "To be honest" usually followed by bullshit
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Oct 20, 2011
  9. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    "Only kidding" Used by men when trying to touch up women
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Oct 20, 2011
  10. Alf Hooker

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    "lets be havin yer"
     
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    Alf Hooker, Oct 20, 2011

  11. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Anyone who walls into somewhere and says 'can I get' instead of can I have.

    "Can I get a pint of Fosters?" for instance.

    Instant death to those grammatically ******ed morons.





    *and to anyone ordering Fosters*
     
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    Chief, Oct 20, 2011
  12. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    <laugh>
    You bitch Snoopy
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Oct 20, 2011
  13. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    When yanks say "i ll take the fish"
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Oct 20, 2011
  14. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    People who have breakfast, lunch and then dinner. It's breakfast, dinner (or lunch, if you must call it that) and then TEA.
     
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    Erik, Oct 20, 2011
  15. Tina_old

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    No it's not, you stupid ****. <doh>
     
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    Tina_old, Oct 20, 2011
  16. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    ****in whippet worrying bastard!
     
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    Null, Oct 20, 2011
  17. Alf Hooker

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    Yanks say, "i'll fix us some breakfast"

    Why, is it ****ing broke?
     
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    Alf Hooker, Oct 20, 2011
  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It's breakfast, brunch, lunch, dinner, supper. Tea is a fing wot you drink.

    Do you phone a restaurant and make a reservation for tea for two?
     
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    Gambol, Oct 20, 2011
  19. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Thats a N S thing, tea is mid afternoon with a cake or scone down here.....
    1. Breakfast <possibly 11sies too>
    2.Lunch
    3. tea
    4.Dinner
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Oct 20, 2011
  20. Tina_old

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    You're just plain weird. It's breakfast, lunch and dinner <doh>
     
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    Tina_old, Oct 20, 2011
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