Takeover (Covid-19/20)

I did however like this little ditty doing the rounds

You put your right back in
Take your striker out
in out in out
You **** it all about
You do the Steve Brucey and **** the team around
That's why we want him out

 

It's a very well constructed hoax and whoever is responsible will claim it later on

 

No ****ing way an airport lets a female passenger (Joanne Mills) have an (M) for gender. Airlines and Airports are ****ing anal about even spelling mistakes on tickets.

 

I checked Cleopatra and she is indeed back from the dead and interested in taking over both Egypt and Newcastle. First signing - Mo Salah. Heard it here first.

 

Favourite movie of all time for me

 

Private chopper flying over Ashington at the minute that's not showing up on flight radar - IT MUST BE DONE #CANS

 

That’s just a airbus it is on flight tracker
Must be bringing in Julius Cesar to meet Cleopatra

 

Maybe she identifies as a Male. Last time I flew they definitely didn't check I had a penis (unless that's what the machine you go through at security is for).

 

That's exactly what it's for.

 

So we taking this flight list as bullshit then?

 

#OpenUpTheSexyThread

 

I think only Albert knows the password - its above my pay grade.

 

and being a new age type of guy, for those with other tastes

 

With the flight list, apparently one of them, Georgia, works for the Ruebens, and Joanne Mills is the signed witness for AS on her companies house documents…

If it is fake then someone has gone to extreme lengths

 

It has been deleted, the guy deleted account saying it was to save his mates job. There is 2 private planes due in today. One coming from Luton at 13.05 and in a further twist......the chopper I took the piss out of earlier flying low over Ashington looks like it could well have been Ashley's.

 

Plane tracking mags is the best, and most deluded, part of Newcastle twitter

 

......and Georgia Hutton is a PA at RB Capital. This is a canny ****ing wind up like so Kudos if its fake

 

I swear to god I get freaking plane tracking ad's on my twitter and I'm sure its purely down to the takeover hashtag!

 

Imagine new owners for the Spurs game…