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Phrases that should be punishable by death

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Girvan Loyal 1690, Oct 20, 2011.

  1. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    No, stop don't ...leave me alone, help!
     
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  2. Erik

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    I quite like being insulted though, as long as it's done properly.
     
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  3. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    And then she turned around and said.... so I turned around to her and said.....
     
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  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    the azalats you mean?

    n azalat - wit ye talkin aboot?

    n sheezalat - wit you talkin aboot?

    n then azalat - **** you ya mad cow

    n sheezalat - yer a rocketttttttttttt!!
     
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  5. Erik

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    People who use "like" as a filler when speaking.
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    That drives me ****in mental. Just get to the ****in point you dumb bitch. <grr>
     
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  7. Erik

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    What in the name of **** is this!? <yikes>
     
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  8. RAVENBLACK

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    Would you like to see my penis.
     
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  9. Erik

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    Yes, yes I would.
     
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    <laugh> Yeah, that as well...
     
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  11. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    scottish female neds talking. "n azalat" is "and i was like that"
     
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  12. Erik

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    <yikes> Kill it with fire!
     
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  13. Null

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    When a daft cow fills her story with a lot of "n she was like that/n a was like that"s or as Trev put it "n azalat" - Sounds like that because of the Scottish accent!
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Get ****ed ya walloper.

    Howzat?
     
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    "see you jimmy"
     
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  16. Erik

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    You could never insult me Gambol, ya wee doggy-loving ***got. <hug>
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I don't like it when wimmin start sentences with "I've been thinking"

    You just know trouble is coming.
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I don't like dogs. Or any kind of house pet. So get it right roon ye, ya fud.
     
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    "Personally speaking..."

    As opposed to what?
     
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  20. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    how could i forget "random"
     
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