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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Apr 20, 2020.

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  1. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    You’ll be having gammon, of course. Marinated in piss and rage.
     
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  2. Easter Road 1980

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    Don't forget the Scotch Nazi Party.

    Failing Scotchland for 14 years.
     
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  3. Archers Road

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    And probably ****ing irrelevant when it’s washed down with several bottles of robust red wine.
     
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    It's you lefty Loony ****wits that are always in a permanent rage <laugh>

    Get your ****ing skirt on ya ****ing champagne gammon socialist.
     
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    How can drugs to the body be irrelevant? Well, apart from the vaccine drug that kills a lot of people.
     
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    Good job im a vegan.

    My turkey is being fed on grain :bandit:
     
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  8. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Why is Boris trolling with the World Economic Forum catchphrase
    Build
    Back
    Better?


     
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  10. Archers Road

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    Maybe irrelevant is the wrong word.

    Given that your liver is probably pickled in booze, and your septum, not to mention your brain, is eaten away by adulterated cocaine, yet you're worried about what's in your turkey, perhaps the word I am looking for is 'mental'.
     
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    *virgin
     
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    You don't drink smoke take drugs or have sex , you think a slice of turkey is going to make you less angry and unfulfilled?
     
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    I don't realy like turkey tbh. I don't think anyone does, **** knows how Bernard Matthews got a nation hooked on the stuff.

    Drinking smoking and taking drugs working for you is it?
     
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    Archie cold turkey rage <laugh>


    Coke is rubbish now , i smoke weed some weekends and enjoy a glass of wine with a meal
     
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  17. Easter Road 1980

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    ^^^ A homosexual Turkey knocked him back.

    Even turkeys don't do lefty loony champagne socialist woke hypocritical gammon ****wits.
     
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    Get a decent Norfolk black crown from a farm butchers and tons of butter and herbs under the skin covered in streaky bacon .

    I did a garlic honey orange glaze too .

    You need to smother with fat and flavour and get a decent bird or not bother .

    If Turkey was that good we would eat if every day
     
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    Be careful this year, old man. If you get wedged up a turkey on Christmas Eve again, there’ll be no A&Es left open to remove you from it.
     
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    I know it's not ideal but can't you just buy a turkey now and stick it in the freezer so Brexit can't spoil your Christmas?
     
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