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Phrases that should be punishable by death

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  1. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    1. Random
    2. 4 more sleeps til..........
    3. me thinks
    4. [insertword].com eg: dying.com
    5. Tunage
    6. Epic
    7. on it like a car bonnet
    8. Actual (when it's used wrong) eg: I'm actual freezing
    9. lmao psml etc
    10. girlies ie "nite out wiv my girliessssssss"
    11. babes hunni etc (**** off you dont even like the person)
    12. Literally eg: I was literally freezing my balls off (no you weren't)
    13. Simples
    14. to be honest (please do)
    15. nuff said
    16. everthing fearne cotton ever says
    17. not being funny but........ <grr> DIE NOW!
    18. Ledge (just say legend, infact even that's annoying)
    19. Feel the Beel <whistle>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Oct 20, 2011
  2. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    "Might of"

    "We was"

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Erik, Oct 20, 2011
  3. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I hate methinks. Only smug ****s say that.

    I also hate office talk. Blue sky thinking. What the **** is that? Thinking out the box? Say what you mean ya ****.

    Also, yes dear <whistle>
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Oct 20, 2011
  4. Alf Hooker

    Alf Hooker Well-Known Member

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    "We're all in it together"
     
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  5. TommyNooka

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    11. 'owned' or even worse 'pwned'
     
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    TommyNooka, Oct 20, 2011
  6. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Literally. For example, "I'm literally freezing by balls off." Which can't be true.
     
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    Archers Road, Oct 20, 2011

  7. RAVENBLACK

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    Anything by STD really.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Oct 20, 2011
  8. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <ok>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Oct 20, 2011
  9. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <laugh> usually i would agree but I like saying it on here cos it annoys our resident freedom fighter (provan)
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Oct 20, 2011
  10. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Beelin'

    Another Trevor special.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Oct 20, 2011
  11. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    -Can I get a coffee? (instead of have)
    -That awkward moment when...
    -I'm good thanks (instead of alright)
    -Where you at? (instead of 'where are you?')
    -Pretty much everything Trev said
    -The 'office speak' ST said
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Oct 20, 2011
  12. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    "Simples" - die you ****!
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    People who speak in the third person ...
     
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  14. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    l0lzy
     
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  15. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Also when people elongate words by repeating the wrong letter. As Trev said "girliesssssss", if you're going to insist on lengthening it, should be "giiiiirlies" or "girliiiiiies". Unless you want to sound like a snake. Other examples are "I hateeeeee my job" or "So happpppy right now" <doh>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Oct 20, 2011
  16. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Both of these <ok>
     
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  17. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    "And I said...n she said...and I said"
     
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  18. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Then there's the football ones.

    "At the end of the day"
    "We'll take one game at a time"

    And the one I hate most:

    "There was definite contact" <grr>
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Oct 20, 2011
  19. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    "You're such a card"
     
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    Erik, Oct 20, 2011
  20. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    You need to get your ears syringed. That's not card they're saying to you...
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Oct 20, 2011
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