Rangers v Celtic

Just remember peeps, worse things happen at sea.

 

Like what?

 

Perfect Storm;

Monny eating a Seahorse ( not in the biblical sense ) while watching Octoporn.
Or was it a Jellyfish? I can’t remember.

 

Well, I am glad you asked, my fenian friend. It was in fact, seahorse AND jellyfish. It was at a wedding in Taiwan. I have no idea why we were at the wedding, they probably just wanted some cool white people there (yeah yeah, but ended up with us instead) so the Taiwanese were impressed.

 

What does jellyfish taste like my good proddie mate?
Is it served with ice cream?
Asking for a Green Brigade Rhebel type.

 

Well, lots of things.

Probably.

ER just prawn in game of life.

 

The way things are going Taiwan may soon be wiped off this flat Earth forever.

 

Exactly my friend. It seems, in Scotland, tax avoidance is worse than industrial scale child abuse.

Go figure eh!

 

Really!

All the victims compensated!

Makes you wonder why 25 of those victims are suing Celtic then.

Stop making **** up Mindy ffs.

 

Pretty much as you would expect it to taste. A bit like lightly salted jelly.

Yeah, not looking great for them. Was it 38 fighter jets China sent into their airspace the other day?

 

might go and pick up a few jellyfish tomorrow then, raw or deep fried?

 

Mom’s hair closely resembles seaweed actually

 

Something like that.

Apparently Taiwan are asking for help from Australia in preparedness for war.

 

You can get them at the chipper, cobber

 

I think they were fried. They definitely weren't raw, that would be disgusting.

 

Yes, really.

100% factual.

25 victims of St Patrick's Sports Academy need to prove two seperate entities are the same entity.

Shouting it doesn't make it so.

So until that time comes, Celtic Football Club have indeed seen to their responsibilities.

 

I could be wrong but Mindy seems to be having meltdowns with these long essays protecting the *****s at Celtic FC