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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Mar 25, 2015.

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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    using a wooden spoon
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 30, 2021
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Covered in brown gravy
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Oct 1, 2021
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    made by Bisto, who
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 1, 2021
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    gladly sucked the fart
     
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    out of the air
     
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    Into a perfume bottle
     
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    which smelt of eggs
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 2, 2021
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    that had gone to
     
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    azzuriswan, Oct 3, 2021
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    Rot like a ratarse
     
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    resembling Jeremy Corbyn, who
     
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  11. Makemstine Roger

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    Who bangs Diane Abbott
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Oct 3, 2021
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    in every position possible
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 3, 2021
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    But jizza is a Jaffa no seed praise the lord no idiot offspring
     
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    Very good, but that is 13 words not 4, Roger <laugh>
     
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    But but four was not enough to get the real feeling out and it's not good to bottle up emotions.so I'll take the 5 amendment
     
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    though questions were asked
     
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    in the houses of
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 4, 2021
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    the next door neighbours
     
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    azzuriswan, Oct 5, 2021
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    Who have a soundproof
     
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    basement and locked up
     
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