Off Topic The Burly Arms

Bet Luv will be tryna claim that 70th birthday cake was for a relative now.

 

It was for my cat.

 

Fucccjin drunk

 

Have it

You fingered that 50 year old yet ?

 

Nah the first thing she said when we got back was "So do you smoke brown?" So I left the ****.

On way back into twin ⁿ

 

Fosse too

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^^^ ****cunt

 

Uh oh, yeah that's skanky.

Go check on your mate and see if he's still in the bogs at that pub bro

 

Funny you say that I just text him

I hope he ain't dead.

 

Probably find him there covered in spunk and fivers

 

He might just not have any reception

Don't write him off just yet

 

All about Fosse for little Sucksta

 

Just missed ya mate, thanks for coming. hows ya day been?

 

... as opposed to Sucksta's experiences with small change and Haribos...

 

Alright mate ... pretty low key tbf ... yours?

 

The queue Outside libbys mate cubicle when he gets there

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Slow mate, pissed down all day here so **** that ****

 

Or fosses with fixodent and werthers orginals

 

She smokes brown

therefore

Libby declines the possibility of getting laid

massive ***

 

If she's smoking skag then she probably hasn't got any teeth left bro

Libby made the right choice