Off Topic The Burly Arms

Donga - subject closed.

 

Love this sign in the boozer.

 

Reasonable prices tbh

 

Yeah defo. The 'never heard of him' is worth at least a score imo.


This is turning into a disaster already. My pal ****ing steamboated and currently throwing up in pissers after doing some gear. FFS

 

That escalated quickly, you only said you were going out an hour and half ago!

 

Yeah he went to Chelsea today so been on it since lunchtime. Dunno why I agreed to meet him tbh, **** still ain't out the toilets ffs.

Might have to go check on him. Or leave. Yeah, probably leave.

 

Ditch him

That's unforgivable behaviour.

 

Not if he’s choked to death on his own vomit in trap 2

 

I'm sure security will find him.

Libs has still got the rest of the evening to enjoy

 

You can imagine it too. Then the old bill check the cctv to see who he was with. Later Libby gets a knock from the old bill, that drag him in for questioning and rip his gaff apart looking for gear.

 

Where they will probably find some

 

Then Libby does a flounce thread to style out his impending absence

we’ve all seen this before

 

He'll post a thread cussing everybody first.

 

You'll all be glad to know that I left the ****. I did check on him though:

"Oi ****, you alive?"

"**** off mush ya ****"

"Sweet. As long as you're okay I'll catch ya another day"



Now sat in a taxi with some bird who must be at least 50.

 

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Just a number.

 

She's 20 years your junior

Practically jail bait for you mate

 

I'm 48 FFS.

 

We all saw the cake

And your grandpa chair