British Politics

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/58772169

Oh Nige

 

I'm sure that's the actual quote that Kustard used one day on the Prem board.

 

It's a NO from Scotland.

Opinion polling on Scottish independence

It's a YES to more rule for the natural government to the UK.

Latest general election voting intention opinion polls

 

Southerners can't control themselves. Up in the north we just sit and laugh at the idiots making themselves go without.

 

Is it because the Scots are too mean to ever fill their tanks up in case they die that week? Probably explains why Yorkshire is only Yellow as well.

 

Yorkshire is the same as Scotland but without the generosity.

 

I didn't know that they even had cars up Norf.

Fidget spinners are their latest craze

 

My elder boy has a very fetching Union Flag fidget spinner that he randomly got out of a machine outside a cafe. As fidget spinners go, it is a ****ing cracker.

 

So it its, I want royalties for that.

2 gallons of petrol will do*



* My car is electric, as I can afford one**


** Its the wife's she paid for it, stupid woman.***


*** My car ins a mini cooper s with real **** fuel economy ****


**** also have a focus thats better on fuel

 

Boris Johnson accused the haulage industry of being too reliant on low-paid immigration, amid shortages at petrol stations.

Speaking on Saturday, he said: "What we don't want to do is go back to a situation in which we basically allowed the road haulage industry to be sustained with a lot of low-wage immigration."

He added that a "mass immigration approach" had made the sector less attractive by reducing wages and "the quality of the job".

"People don't want that. They want us to be a well-paid, well-skilled, highly productive economy and that's where we're going."

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Well we all know that, Boris. The loons are still going after project fear, though. Well played my man, looking after your own

 

On a serious note petrol stations have been fine since Thursday in the midlands, its just a southern mong thing.

 

The left and remainers will not like that

 

Archie has an EUROPEAN UNION one for emergency use

 

They've always been fine up here, too. The Southerners seem to like hysteria and getting themselves all worked up over BREXIT!!

 

You live in the North and there's nothing to eat you see a dead rat and you think it's a treat.

Heard that sang at a football match a few years ago

 

That's about the scousers. We sing that, too

 

That J7s favourite food