Just a heads-up for everybody... Make sure you get your gas and electricity readings sent in today otherwise your energy company will be estimating where you are at for the new charges kicking in tomorrow and that could go against you meaning you'll be paying more than necessary.
Must have been some fight. At least 5 have had their heads whacked off. The Taliban have got **** all on these mad bastards. Ecuador jail: Death toll in Guayaquil prison fight passes 100 - BBC News
You couldn't pay me enough to be a guard in that jail. I think when it kicks off in them prisons the staff just **** off and leave them to it before going in a few days later when it's all done and dusted to scoop up the bodies... or what's left of them.
I've just noticed this beauty in the report... 'It is considered one of the most dangerous prisons in the country.' There's worse prisons in the country? **** me
Just been doing some deliveries. There’s this absolutely ****in smoking hot Turkish bird who works in one of the health food shops I supply. Today she chattin away with her big brown almond eyes twinkling at me, asking me all sorts about what I do. Then we get onto the topic the outdoors, she loves swimming, horse riding and she’s like ‘oh my boyfriend is really boring, he just wants to sit on the sofa and watch tv…. You should take me surfing with you’ Dangerously hot
I know what time it is bro. I’m married with a young daughter, so I ain’t doing the dirty on the missus.
Wasn't meaning you have to jump her. Just thinking she might have just wanted you to teach her to surf. Still a bit gay, though. ****
I know the response to these things is ‘just **** her’ but on a real, I wonder how many on here would actually cheat on their woman if they had the chance ? Would you cheat on your gal ?