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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Just a heads-up for everybody...

    Make sure you get your gas and electricity readings sent in today otherwise your energy company will be estimating where you are at for the new charges kicking in tomorrow and that could go against you meaning you'll be paying more than necessary.
     
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    Wise move bro.
     
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  3. Saf

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    You couldn't pay me enough to be a guard in that jail. I think when it kicks off in them prisons the staff just **** off and leave them to it before going in a few days later when it's all done and dusted to scoop up the bodies... or what's left of them.
     
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    I've just noticed this beauty in the report...

    'It is considered one of the most dangerous prisons in the country.'

    There's worse prisons in the country? **** me <laugh>
     
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    Try Huddersfield bro
     
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    Just been doing some deliveries. There’s this absolutely ****in smoking hot Turkish bird who works in one of the health food shops I supply. Today she chattin away with her big brown almond eyes twinkling at me, asking me all sorts about what I do.

    Then we get onto the topic the outdoors, she loves swimming, horse riding and she’s like ‘oh my boyfriend is really boring, he just wants to sit on the sofa and watch tv…. You should take me surfing with you’

    Dangerously hot :tongue:
     
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    You gonna **** her or what?
     
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    No. Probs just have a **** about her instead.

    She might actually just wanna some surfing <laugh>
     
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    You gullible gullible man.
     
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    I know what time it is bro.

    I’m married with a young daughter, so I ain’t doing the dirty on the missus.
     
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    ****

    you’re not supposed to tell the Missus
     
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    Thanks for the advice bro <ok>
     
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    Well this went gay very quickly.
     
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  16. Saf

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    You must have been gutted when you finally woke up ...
     
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    Wasn't meaning you have to jump her. Just thinking she might have just wanted you to teach her to surf.

    Still a bit gay, though. ****
     
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    I know the response to these things is ‘just **** her’ but on a real, I wonder how many on here would actually cheat on their woman if they had the chance ?

    Would you cheat on your gal ?
     
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    Killshot <laugh>
     
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