British Politics

I'm not a big fan of Morrisons' petrol: I find it lacking in terms of the oomph factor. I much prefer BP or Shell or even Sainsbury's.

 

^^^^^ ****ing snob.

 

If men can have a cervix can they also have a hymen?

 

I've been known to go in Morrisons for tobacco and mealworms

 

You will find a battery powered car has far more ooomph that a petrol car

 

I had a Morrisons breakfast once , really not very good .

 

I like brackish tasting water. I wouldn't bathe in it though.

 

I'm not sure if they still do it, but they used to feed a kid for free with every adult meal bought, meaning a family of four could eat an evening meal for £8. That was a decent touch, I thought.

 

Put them insulation? Isolation in nut houses have the very thing. Insulated rooms they can bounce around in and have great fun.

 

You're not supposed to drink it, mate.

 

Interesting smoking combination. I think I'll pass though.

 

I've actually been in a padded cell. The first day or so is fine, but **** me, the boredom soon sets in and those walls really take a pounding. The gits wouldn't even let me have a book. Or a smoke .

 

I think I might like it for a day. Go ****in nuts in what essentially is a 3 dimensional bed. What a treat.

Day 2 I'd be wanting smokes, alcohol, a wummin, and my Kindle.

Pondy, I think we may have struck on a business idea.

 

That's Christmas Dinner sorted

 

We could call the business "Ponders Folly Retreat" (I deliberately omitted the apostrophe because it would confuse the common folk in our PR campaign).

 

Vodka?

 

Vodka = distilled tattie water