reading that post gave me so much joy! I'm glad I changed my mind about entering the armed forces. A friend of mine and his mates used to **** in the pillows of new recruits. Being in the army sounds like a worse idea than falling asleep at a party, and I've witnessed some pretty rare **** including a poor lad get a swastika tattooed on his forehead
I've seen some rather unsavoury behaviour in my time but tattooing a swastika on somebody's fore head takes the ****ing biscuit . How do you explain that one to her indoors ?
Mine is highly sensitive and whenever I have had sex (those few occasions ) it has been nothing but enjoyable.
sorry to hear you are leaving our sunny shores, adam, mate. hope you keep in contact with the black'n'amber army