British Politics

Never forget his big TV that he bragged about!

 

**** that. I got a tub of strawberry ice cream, 3 big bags of frozen oven chips and another item (can't remember what) for a tenna. That's sound, I think.

 

Save yourself bundles if you ever learn to peel potatoes.

 

Too much of a **** on, Archie. I'm using potatoes today in my pan of Scouse but I don't bother peeling them, just wash, quarter them and then lob them in.

 

Our old friend Dev could regale you with a plethora of potato peeling shenanigans when he in the army.

 

Kids up here are called Brittany, McKenzie and Mercedes.

 

Mercedes for ****s sake.

Enough to drive you round the benz.

 

Tell me about it. Lotus.

I'm not very good with puns.

 

Dev was the man for the puns to be honest

 

The only thing he missed out was 'if you see these Hippy Crits, feel free to get your cars and boot them off the motorway' - Otherwise, great speech as per by the Mogg.

 

Daily Mail readers already blaming Meghan Markle and Sadiq Kahn.

 

What the Tubs de Pfeffel lovers need to answer is this : Why is the current ****storm only hitting Britain? Other countries are unaffected. I hesitate to use the B word.

 

London is the second best financial hub behind New York. The best EU financial hub is Paris in 10th place.

 

Gas, Germany is in a worse state
HGV same as UK in Germany, France and Italy
Lazy ****ers, just Liverpool

I can carry on

 

That's a lot more than I spend and I'm an alcoholic.