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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

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  2. let the bodies stack high

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  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    If you and your 12-15 Yr old do not consent no one can give them it...to do so is assault.
     
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  2. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    and if they do have it, he will be up at the school with a hammer <laugh>
     
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  3. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    He wants to believe that teachers will be eager to break the law, it allows him to fantasise about his claw hammer murders.
     
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  4. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Yeh but (as you know) what his 12-15 yr old can't do is storm out of school, as all schools have security doors to prevent students doing just that. And for the same reason the one thing he can't do is enter the building with a claw hammer, because whether he believes it or not, that's also why those security doors are there.
     
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  5. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    How secondary schools have changed since I was a lad. Doors to stop people getting in/out.
    If I had enough, open ground floor window and away. Never did a full hours detention.
     
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  6. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Even they don't open more than a few inches these days <laugh>
     
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  7. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    What, so all schools have security doors to keep out barmy Welsh potheads wielding claw hammers and wanting to kill teachers?

    Who knew.

    Amazing that they could predict this years ago when they put the security doors in, sounds like they knew what was coming, and they were planning years in advance. Sounds a bit fishy to me, I might go consult some Ketwigs on Reddit.
     
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  8. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I think you'll find (soon enough) that the "powers that be" controlled by lizards and Bill put those in so that nobody could see the brainwashing techniques to control the mind of adolescents and they all become sheeple.
     
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  9. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    Are they like the bits from Clockwork Orange. Kids not able to look at an aspirin or lemsip without being sick if they refuse the jab?
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Aber when he went to school...



    <laugh>
     
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    Huh... Made me realize... Don't think we've had a school shooting yet this year, or did I just miss it?
     
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    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    There's been 11, according to Wikipedia. All low numbers, though.
    1 or 0 deaths each time and no more than 5 people injured.

    The worst seems to have been a drive-by at a Pennsylvania high school football game.
    The crooks wounded one man and the police fired back, wounding 4 people and killing an 8-year-old girl.
    https://abc11.com/girl-killed-police-gunfire-fanta-bility-football-game-shooting/10994472/
    Not enough <doh> s in the world...
     
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  13. Milky

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    I guess so many these days the news doesn't report them unless there are a lot of deaths.
     
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  14. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Nothing to do with Covid but ****'s kicking off between the French and U.S. & Aussies in the high seas...

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Scrap that first draft <laugh>
     
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  16. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    and the U.K. just lost a project I had been working on for 18 months.
     
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    France is recalling it's ambassadors from the U.S and Australia, following the new security pact. In other words they've spat their dummy out. <laugh>
     
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    **** the Frogs, if they don't have the capability to supply the right stuff then they need to up their game <ok>
     
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    French, American, Aussie governments... all a bunch of ****s so fck em all <ok>
     
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    Very unusual between allied countries, really big dummy spit this one.
     
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