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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

    12.5%
  2. let the bodies stack high

    54.2%
  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. aberdude

    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    Alternative opinion with alternative information
     
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  2. aberdude

    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    What the fk was you smoking lol.........I'll buy some of that if you can still get it
     
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  3. aberdude

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    Dallas cowboy club facts..........HIV.....rockerfella experiment.

    But a black man bummed a monkey in your perfect world init guys
     
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  4. Solid Air 2

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    infected / damaged thru blowback from bladder though tbh by that stage i was so ill it was difficult to tell which way was up . All i know was once it was out i felt sooooooooo much better
     
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  5. Tobes

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    There always has to be a bogeyman eh <laugh>

    It’s almost as if conspiracy theorists can’t handle the idea that there’s some things in life that are beyond human control.
     
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  6. Milky

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    Well, it's passed from Ape to humans at least twice, not all HIV comes from the same patient zero. And it's now believed that it actually spread from Gorillas to humans both times.

    I could possibly see someone bumfucking a monkey but a gorilla? No way! And why would it have to be a black man? White men can bang monkeys too you know!

    Almost certainly it was hunters and the virus spread by blood not bumfucking no matter how much the thought of someone ****ing a gorilla might be amusing.
     
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  7. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    To follow this...

    Up with this...


    Is too <doh> for words.
     
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  8. pieguts

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    I have no problem with alternative opinions or information, though insulting anyone who doesn’t share those views doesn’t prove anything other than you have a closed mind. If you’re not even willing to debate, then I ask again…why exactly are you here?
     
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  9. brb

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    The gorilla bumfucked the human. <ok>
     
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    Yeah, it was in that documentary, Coming To America.
     
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  11. Solid Air 2

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    <laugh>

    and Trading Places
     
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  12. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    No, it was Clarence Beeks in Trading Places
     
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  13. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    Is the Dr Day you quote in your sig at the bottom of each post the one who wouldn’t operate on people HIV positive, sold an alternative advancer treatment and is a Holocaust denier?
     
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    <laugh> I even did a Youtube search for Coming To America Gorilla Scene and it worked. ****'s sake.
     
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  15. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    glad to hear you are better.
     
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  16. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    the fact that some of the Rockerfellas died of cancer pretty much shows how **** that "some guy said that some guy said" quote is.
     
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    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    cracking film, was on Sky a few weeks back. Really want to try a McDowells
     
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  18. Solid Air 2

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    the consultant turned up about 11 0 clock the next morning and the convo went like this
    Doc "how do you feel "
    me " pretty good"
    Doc " how much pain relief you had"
    me " one last night "
    Doc " that all ! "
    me " yep i haven't felt this good for at least 6 months "
    Doc " well if you are feeling fine you can try having a light bite of lunch "
    me " a bit late for that <laugh> "
    Doc "why "
    me " i was starving this morning and have had croissants , beans on toast , bacon , eggs and bacon plus scrambled eggs on toast "
    Doc " Dear God "
    with which he ****ed off <laugh>

    PS The kidney was so big jt had been acting as a gastric band added to the poisons floating round my body meant by that stage at most i weighed 7st 2lbs and i'm 5 11
     
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  19. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    bloody hell!

    know the feeling of waking up better very well. Went from 3% function to about 98% in three hours post op. Making piss for the first time in years was weird to see into a bag.

    bet it was like having a fresh batteries fitted? Have to ask, you back to normal weight after this?
     
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  20. Solid Air 2

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    yeah probably
    I went 10 years between weighs and these days hospitals don;t seem to have seated weighing machones so went nearly 20 years without being weighed until having a wheelchair assessment they had a "weighbridge", for fat bastards to make sure the chair could take their weight, and got them to weigh me so in 2015 i was 62 kg whatever that is in proper money . All i know is i'm not carrying excess weight and since one arm barely works anymore that seems like a good idea to me .
     
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