Rangers v Celtic

Eh? **** didn't realise you got put into a bail hostel ffs. What tye **** did you do, you daft ****? Do you need to stay in the hostel until you go to court?

 

Very little mate and if I hadn’t been drunk I would have talked my way out of it but give the Cops grief so they cuffed me. I’d have cuffed me.

 

You want me to Slype Geraldine to keep her up to speed?!

 

Seems a bit harsh for a wee bit of lip.

Well - I shall say a wee Hail Morag that your farter remains intact despite the attentions of your deranged neighbour.

Keep yer chin up big man

 

*Skype

 

See C I find that hard to believe mate. You must have been charged with some naughty shìt or have previous out of all proportion to land yourself in bail jail.

 

Only If you keep your dick in yer trousers ya perv.

 

Big C being kept under wraps while they look into his connections to a rogue financier who has fled to Europe imho.

 

A few bags of white. Previous for similar.

 

Answer your DM ya fenian bastard

 

I can’t, avatar gate means no messages either

 

When I say very little I mean the initial crime was but I exuberant it by being a **** to cops

 

As long as you don't push back gaol rape isn't gay

 

What should I say to big G?

 

That Loyal Blue are full of ****ebags. Some **** was saying that religious songs are outdated and anti Catholic, so to cut a long story short, I obviously said they weren't, then the Ferguson guy shut it down

 

She hasn't heard from you since 10th Auvust, she is worried. Can I ride her?

 

The English plod wouldn't hold you on remand for a couple of bags of cocaine.

Shouldn't take the piss I would be crying my eyes out if locked up.

Poor Ciaran

 

Nothing