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I blame Gambol's ***** crew

 

Awww. Why so angry? You been dumped again? Wanna talk about it?

 

So do I. We'll get it sorted at the next *****-meeting.

 

I'm not angry. No, I've not been dumped, and no, I've nothing I'd like to talk to you about.

 

He's not a comedian, he's a politician! ...

I'd vote for him.

 

Ok. But just remember. I'm here for you, sugar tits.

 

Wonderful.

 

Whenever you need someone to listen, a hug, a shoulder to cry on, or a cock to sit on, I'll be there for you.

 

I'll sleep easier tonight, just knowing that.

 

Sweet dreams, princess. I'll be thinking of you when I close my eyes tonight.

 

**** off ****stained old hag.

 

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

 

You know where you can ram that rose. Thorny side first.

 

I'm still here for you. Nobody says it will be easy. But I won't give up on you.

 

'I tried putting a bet on at Ladbrokes on the Special Olympics, but they wouldn't take it. Apparently, 'They're ALL winners!'... '

Ricky Gervais.

 

... his house burnt down

 

Tina, i have noticed that you are always angry aswell, why is this?

 

Don't worry about it. I've decided to devote all my time to helping her through whatever her problems are. Sooner or later she'll realise it's better to talk about things rather than bottling them up.

 

Go dip some bins you cider swilling ****.