Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

https://www.cyclingweekly.com/news/...-vismas-additional-rider-ahead-of-final-stage



https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-58503012

 

Not a particular fan but this is a great photograph, young lad'll be made up for years!

 

did anybody else see an advertisement for Alan Partridge at the Bonus arena next May, yesterday?

i swear it was there on the facebook page, but now its disappeared and no mention of it anywhere and wondering if i nodded off and dreamed it.

 

Well, dead ones would find that challenging...

 

Finally
A beer I don’t like! (Not that I’m going to try it mind you )

 

Boxing's gone to the dogs. Holyfield, age 58, knocked out, a Mr D Trump commentating. FFS!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/boxing/58539196

 

complete joke

on the 20th anniversary of 9/11 too by the way

 

So has MMA. An ex US special forces soldier who now identifies as a female (not sure how much has been done to change his bits) fought a woman and won.

Didn't sound like a fair fight to me.

 

I bloody miss Marmite - with some pungent cheese and slices of tomato, a wonderful sarnie at any time of the day - mainly the easy way out obviously. Seems to have been relegated to the list of "undesirable potentially carcinogenic substances" in this part of the globe.
Far superior to Bovril.
Bugger.

 

It’s all over the ****ing place here
Vomit inducing

 

I'd pay good money Den. Next time you visit T'ranna, bring us a few jars. Sarnies, stews, caseroles blah blah blah. Lovely stuff. Better than Vegemite, by a bloody mile.
Whatever happened to Bovril?
Flasker me

 

I had Marmite on a couple of hot, buttered crumpets** for breakfast this morning - the butter melts thru' the crumpet carrying the Marmitey goodness with it - heavenly!

**I don't care what any ****er else calls them.

 

Doesn’t matter what I call them
…I misread it as ‘strumpets’

 

Pikelets in my day (dim & distant I have to admit !).
Good taste old chap.

 

Yea, pikelets

 

I'm sure the crumpet/pikelet conversation was had not that long ago. Can't be arsed to look it up mind.

 

A baby pikey.

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