British Politics

It's good to be a bear

 

@petersaxton calling out @Crypto Capone's dataset analysis

 

Looks like I'm stuck in middle table obscurity for ever.

I can live with that.

 

Oi, ya bastard, if I'm the saddest, I demand to be the least happiest, ya **** ya.

 

Too easy.


















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I didn't even notice you made the cut

 

See, obscurity!

 

I'll have you know that all my Rishi rake offs were perfectly legit. A bit more sunshine wouldn't have gone amiss though to fully enjoy the Merc cabriolet he bought me.Still the weather will be nice on the Cote D'azur next month.

 

Can I have my line in red please, blue is for ****s and mongs

 

A more appropriate graph

 

I claim a dead heat!

Sex Pest last! But did well in the Dog molesting freestyle.

 

This will give me gayness points

 

Judge says: "Look at the state of that"

 

Shows a lack of class comparable to the subject of the comment. I never see a justification for gratuitous rudeness.

 

I do

 

I recently bent over in M&S and accidently farted. Admittedly, it was a rather loud, rather protracted parp. The young lady working on the till giggled. The old lady behind me said, 'Disgraceful behaviour' and promptly walked away. That was rather rude of her, I thought to myself.

 

Did you follow through?

 

Not that time, no. And it didn't even smell that much.

I have to be honest, though, and say that if someone dropped their guts near me, I'd probably fly into a volcanic rage.

 

It's a class thing.