Rangers v Celtic

A labourer?

 

North Lanarkshire Grannie

 

Naw mate, a groundworker. A cùnt that does ground work. Digs founds and stuff. Hence "Grunnie", works the grun.

Labourers are different gravy. You get all types of labourers but most stay above ground.

You have led a very sheltered life Lain.

 

Let’s not get ahead of ourselves here

 

I don't think we are tbf Trev. Lain is just getting a wee schooling in construction is all.

Having spent his life defrauding pensioners of their savings he is pretty illiterate in real man's work.

 

mum’s the word mate

 

You pished again ya lush?

 

Used to do labouring jobs in the summer in Campbeltown, there was some ****ing team of us, a great laugh.

 

^^^^Tattie picker

 

did you get sent tae the shoap for rolls n tofu ya big ****er?

I like Mooney

 

They sent him off for the skirting ladder.

 

Has anyone on here ever tried Tofu?

Does it taste like any biscuits?

 

Tastes like wood

 

Don't ne so ridiculous, the rolls were sold in the pub, why would they want me to go for them?

 

Oakay.

 

When I lived in Taiwan for about 18 months, every **** ate it. It is ****ing ****e. I much preferred jellyfish and seahorses.

 

any excuse to tell that story ya welter pad!

 

Squid ink is a bit weird isn’t it?

 

^^^Sent out for a bucket of steam.