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  1. San Tejón

    San Tejón Well-Known Member

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    Yeah I know but that would mean messing around with the settings on my phone and Fitbit, and I need to save my energy for walking, and the hour in the pool, where I swim about 400m :emoticon-0105-wink: each time, if no one else is in there getting in the way.
     
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  2. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    What I want to know is .

    Why am I such a wonderful person .

    Is it my modesty ?
     
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  3. San Tejón

    San Tejón Well-Known Member

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    Yes Priti, it is.
     
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  4. davecg69

    davecg69 Well-Known Member

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    What has happened to Saintsplayer? Can’t seem to access and can’t find the login url!
    Saintsplayer.com doesn’t appear to exist anymore?
    Can anyone help please?
    Ta!
     
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  5. davecg69

    davecg69 Well-Known Member

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    Arrrrghhhhh
    Subscription needed renewing yesterday - so now I’ve missed the start of the GP at Monza :emoticon-0101-sadsm
     
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  6. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace Forum Moderator

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    https://www.saintsplayer.com/

    Working for me!
     
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  7. davecg69

    davecg69 Well-Known Member

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    My stupid fault (though a subscription reminder would have been nice!) for forgetting that sept 11 was renewal day!<doh><doh>
     
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  8. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace Forum Moderator

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    Have a look in your junk mail, they sent me one in plenty of time before my renewal date,
     
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  9. davecg69

    davecg69 Well-Known Member

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    I have searched for “Saintsplayer” on all my email folders …..
    last mail I had was June for a PPV event :emoticon-0114-dull:
     
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    What's the difference between Prince Andrew and British tennis sensation Emma Radacanu?
    ...... Emma's not worried about a court in America!!
     
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  11. San Tejón

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    Another step forward in finding cancer at an early stage. <applause>
    The Galleri test, a blood test, can detect more than 50 types of cancer before symptoms are noted.
    The UK is to start clinical tests and hope to roll it out in a few years, with the early detection of cancers allowing swifter and less intrusive/harsh treatment at earlier stages.

    https://www.reuters.com/business/he...-trial-blood-test-50-types-cancer-2021-09-12/
     
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  12. davecg69

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    Fantastic news! Let’s hope we can eventually stamp out this awful disease!
     
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    Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking.

    Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer."

    Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers!

    Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a luxury car... a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner... a marvelous dinner...lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show. Let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure!

    So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me two times!"

    Dorothy: "Goodness gracious!... so you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him?"

    Edna: "No, no, no... I'm just saying, wear an old dress."
     
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  14. saintrichie123

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    Once upon a time there were two little skunks named "In" and "Out". They lived in a hollow tree with their mother. Sometimes In and Out played outside, but other times they played inside.

    One day In was out and Out was in. The mother skunk asked Out to go out and bring In in. So Out went out and in a few minutes he came in with In.

    "My my, Out," she said, "how did you find In so quickly?"

    Out just smiled and said, "Instinct."
     
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  18. The 83rd Minute

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    After retiring, I went to the Job Centre to apply for Social Security benefit. The lady behind the counter asked for my driver's license to verify my age. Realising I had left my wallet at home; I told her I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

    She said "Unbutton your shirt."

    So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

    She said "Silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and she processed my benefit application!

    When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Job Centre.

    She said, "You should have dropped your pants ...you might have gotten disability, too!"
     
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  19. San Tejón

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    I found Calle Gandhi, this morning. Don’t know why he has a street named after him because, in true Trigger form, he made one great film and then you never saw him again.

    AC7BE34D-0C96-425F-9246-5D292735F5E4.jpeg

     
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    I dropped out of the Dutch bake off programme, no pay or expenses and I knead the dough.
     
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