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  1. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Finally it's match week.

    Man uniteds big celebration

    I see sky opted not to televise... I wonder if they've heard rumours of nufc fans intending to cause bother?
     
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  2. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Referee: Anthony Taylor. -- short walk to the ground for the Manchester based official,
    Assistants: Gary Beswick, Adam Nunn.
    Fourth official: John Brooks.
    VAR: Craig Pawson.
    Assistant VAR: Scott Ledger.


    To be Honest I was expecting Andre Marriner another known Toon hater
     
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  3. Ben 10

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    Man Utd 13/8 to get a penalty, 9/4 to score 1, free money
     
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  4. Toonitus

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    It's all set for a big **** fest for the Irish and American fans
     
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  5. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    I wonder what the odds would be for Newcastle to get at least 3 VAR decisions against them in one game
     
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  6. Ben 10

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    1/100 against these cvnts
     
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    I can just hear it now, the excuses that is!
    Bruce post match interview: "Well you know, when you come to a great place like Old Tradford, with it's magnificent supporters, you know it's going to be a hard place to get a result. We did get a result but 7-0 wasn't what I was hoping for but well you know with the debut of 36 year old Ronaldo coming back to this fantastic club, you always knew he would only score a hatrick against us, which was good, I thought at how our defenders handled him.
    Special praise goes to my goal keeper though. I was particularly pleased the way he retrieved the ball from the back of the net seven times"
    "We will dust ourselves down and roll our sleeves up... blah, blah, blah"

    Bruce out!
     
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  8. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Ive decided itll be 5-0
     
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  9. Spurlock

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    so if he sets up to keep it tight, you’ll say he doesn’t get the fans mentality and provides boring football

    if he attacks and you get picked off and trounced, it’s because he doesn’t have respect for the Toon fans and takes pleasure in his own team losing

    Maybe the Toon fans are the problem

    you can’t do better than Bruce, get behind your man <ok>
     
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    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    You're really talking to one of the only if not thee only nufc that is aware of that mate
     
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    hope the lads have a lot of lube ready...
     
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  12. Ben 10

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    **** off
     
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  13. Spurlock

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    752FD0E0-628C-4C00-BE2B-16F654ABA9FD.jpeg
     
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    I agree we can't do better, but why should Newcastle fans "get behind" someone who is blatantly not our "man"? it's like telling Syrians to stop moaning about Assad and get behind their man.

    (snowflake disclaimer: I'm not comparing the plight of Syrians to the moans of Toon fans, just trying to explain that Bruce was not appointed under a democratic vote and so to suggest he's the man of the Toon is as ridiculous as comparing football to human rights atrocities).
     
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  15. CaraMatt

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    I hardly think Syria and our football club are suitable comparisons Roly…. Ffs get a grip




    Love reading half a post and getting all moral-high-groundy :1980_boogie_down:
     
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  16. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Spurly saber rattling cos hes bored
     
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  17. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Also @Spurlock your avatar is ****ed up mate, its not Wiggum now
     
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  18. Spurlock

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    What you mean?

    Haven’t watched it for a long time

    has he retired?
     
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  19. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    No, no I mean - your avatar has changed to some weird **** since the servers restarted. You gotta change it <laugh>
     
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  20. Spurlock

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    really?

    I still see Wiggam

    think @brb ****in with you
     
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