The Cricket Thread

Vincey gets a life from his old mate, cheers Danny!

 

WTF are we doing?...another gifted wicket.

Time is not an issue!, just bat watchfully.

 

Meh, not that annoyed about that one TBH. At least Alsop got his eye in and made some runs.

 

Good, Hameed's out. It's time fore the more aggressive batsmen.

 

Pope gets a jaffa from Bumrah

 

India fans cheering as it missed the bat then booing as it showed it pitched outside leg stump.

 

England really are ****ing useless.

 

Game over

 

**** off Moeen.

 

100/0 to 147/6

 

Oh Vince you massive bellend.

 

Hummmm

 

Well Fuller has been a complete waste of space in this match.

 

You could try giving India some credit?

Anyway we will win the next test .

 

If you look at the modes of dismissals between Hants and Warks then it's clear that we have got ourselves out with expansive shots far more than they have. We are going to need Keith and Mo to be right on it for us to win, we really need a 200+ lead to give them a chance.
Daws is going to have to do the Briggs role and keep it tight when the other two are resting.

 

Now it's probably game over . 7 wickets down ( 8 including Jimmy ) and 41 overs to survive .

Bumrah has BOWLED BRILLIANTLY .

 

That's the 200 lead.

 

Hants lead above 200 now.

 

Records must surely be tumbling at Hove, Middlesex openers, Robson and Jerome ( sorry Stoneman!) are currently sharing a 359 stand!

 

Wheal and Barker making batting look easy. Once the lead is over 250, we should think about declaring. And I should lay off the mid-afternoon alcohol