Tommy Cooper outside the b&b, 'Id like to stay here for the night" Landlady, " well stay there then!"
I bet they love you in Blackpool. You haggle and pay £12.50 including a breakfast ? How do expect these people to make a living ? I think you are on a wind up. You couldn't stop at the Sally Army for that.
If you want to pay £40 per night, it's up to you. Blackpool has hundreds of guest houses and hotels, many of which are empty for most of the year, especially on weekdays. They set the price, not me. They are glad of the custom, especially as I'm educated, well-spoken, of sober habits and not a fat twat.
You may be many of those things but you are also a tight fisted twat and anyone knocking on my door asking for a room and breakfast for £12.50 would be told in my rough comprehensive school educated North Hull accent to get to ****. Which I sure you would understand being educated and everything.
Not sure why but 'Blackpool b&b'. Immediately evokes an image of some dingy establishment run by a battleaxe manageress from the Les Dawson era. BTW its probably okay.
Amber please… Fair play to Michelle for advertising on here. I wouldn’t normally like it but there’s too many places and individuals that look down their noses at football fans
Good luck Michelle and thanks for the heads up. Hope you get some guests out of it. Sorry about some of the throbbers on here.
Who's that Norman Bates fixing the shower? Who's that Norman Bates fixing the shower? If you don't get any takers on here, consider yourself lucky.