Unrealistic expectations

Just imagine if we had spent the 40m that we wasted on Joelinton on a new training ground and academy.

Sigh

 

We'd have lost vs Southampton mind

 

We'd have won if Wilson stayed on

 

Oh I see it clearly Woy.
We're at the top of our division.
And you're at the bottom of yours.
With one inbetween.
It's not rocket science.
Even you should see that

 

I told you quite clearly that I know exactly how your brain operates

 

Of course, I'm a bloke
Women are a total fooking mystery.
Your hard work anarl

 

Gender is irrelevant

 

Whatever floats your boat Woy.
I'm straight

 

Just watching an American female golfer and she's very good at golf too

 

Has she got good tits ?

 

And what about her arse ?

 

There's some nice legs out there.....

 

You a golfer Woy ?
Me dad was, I have some clubs and dabbled. the lad has expressed a desire to golf so I might endulge.

I'm not dressing like a twát though

 

I used to play when I was younger. I can't be arsed now though it's loads of hassle including hoovering grass out the boot..

 

When me dads emphysema took hold he bought a sit on golf buggy, a shed to put it in and ramps to drive it in the back of the estate car.
What a faff but fair do's he enjoyed it until it got too much.
I wish I'd of gone out with him more now mate but hey ho.

I've started playing golf clash on me phone and joined a Sunderland group, not the same mind but hopefully me and the lad will have a knock soon.

 

On topic, I expect to be entertained now and again. Thats unrealistic.

 

Try to be entertained in a bad way.. Works for me

 

Bruce entertains me sometimes, I personally like it when he gets triggered by Rafa.