What did you dream about last night?

I dreamt I was with Susie Dent and she had a hairy fanny.

 

I dreamt I was blasting you up the old poop chute, buddy.

 

She's 56 years old ffs

Do you often dream of shagging grannies?

 

I dreamt romance was still alive and well for star crossed lovers in this old world and, as if by magic, ER has made that dream come true.

 

****ing hell, so she is. I would never have guessed that. I have been watching a few old episodes of 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown recently.

 

^^^^ ****

 

I had a lot of cocaine last night so haven’t slept (had about 4 ****s) drinking cans of Guinness now to chill me out. Will post on here tomorrow about any dreams I have if that is ok buddy?

 

Perfect. Looking forward to it.

 

Thank you xx

 

I won't be dreaming about her ever again, I have just read which school she went to, the papist whore.

 

I’ve actually been having mental dreams lately about a mate who died in 2006. Dreaming about us booking holidays and **** and in my dream he has aged to 40 which he would be. Freaky stuff and I’ve woke up sweating etc

 

Yeah that is bizarre. I can usually trace back why I dreamt about a certain thing, but then the odd time I have one that has no logic to it at all.


I like dreams.

 

Did you bone her or wake up just as you were about to? Which is how my dreams tend to go.

 

I hope your husband is understanding Ciaran.

I really do.

 

She was wearing a white bra that seemed to be a bit big for her and after I took it off I was sucking on her left tit. I then put my hand on her fanny and it was hairy. I was thinking that I hadn't seen a hairy fanny in years and then I woke up.

 

Except in the mirror every morning.

 

Damn, I was hoping to find out if she was dripping wet like I imagine her to be.

 

I was actually going to say, "and then I woke up and looked in the mirror", thanks, buddy.

 

Did I mention I bumped into her at Sao Paulo International Airport in 2005?

She couldn't keep her hands off me I can tell you.

 

Yep, typical papist whore