there was a manc that liked silver Like a weak female lamb - or a ‘chilver’ Always as deluded as f#ck Refused that they suck When the misses told him he killed her I’m bored now
Pur-pul? Hir-pil? Really a rhyme? Depends I suppose. Wo-man. V summ-an. Nope. Close enough I hear you cry but damn it someone in america spent good time typing that **** into the interwebs. You'll have to do better.
Meh - you obviously don't know your voiceless alveolar lateral fricative from your tense mid front unrounded vowel. Neither do I, but I do think woman and summon is a reasonable rhyme - the final vowel sound isn't really voiced clearly in either so close enough in my book. Anyway, different dialects and accents can have wildly different pronunciations. I'm sick of telling my southern softie friends that scone rhymes with gone - not with bone.
There was a Greek who said yum As he tucked into a chilvers cooked bum When he came to the anus He said who the hell can blame us I might as well have that, hey hum!
The only problem with a rhyme Is that you do have to put in the time But I ain't going to graft I'm not that bloody daft You'll just have to put up with a mime. I'm on a roll
You can tell it’s an international break Every post creates a ‘f#cks sake’ The content is light ….actually it’s sh1te And Saint left us all in his wake..
