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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Toonitus, Aug 30, 2021.

  1. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Chris?
     
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  2. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Great news
     
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  3. Wuffler

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    <laugh>
    Edit: Tiramisu!
     
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  4. Toonitus

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    Nobody
     
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  5. Mohammed Bin Salman

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    Unfortunately we're a small club with unrealistic expectations.

    When I took the job I said I would try to enjoy it if I possibly can.
     
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  6. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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  7. Toonitus

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    Bollocks
     
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  8. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Quagmire
     
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  9. Toonitus

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    Edwards really does love torturing nufc fans... Lol
     
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  10. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Say he's not lying which he likley is which two?

    Jones and Davies!
     
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  11. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Probably a goalkeeper
     
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  12. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Vilca being touted around for a loan
     
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  13. Toonitus

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    Apparently kamara doesn't want to sign... Not sure whether this is just twitter bollocks, but it won't surprise me
     
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  14. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Then he can **** off
     
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  15. Toonitus

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    Edwards just likes building up hopes and then letting them suffer slowly..

    Like strangulation... On off is part of the fun
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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    That's a good idea.
    I normally create a parcel of bog roll, trim.. then drop the pubes in the middle then create a twisted end little bomb which looks like a chinese prawn parcel then drop it down the bog and time the flush right.
    Your idea would be much easier.
     
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  17. Toonitus

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    Give it a try it's a little strange the 1st time, but it's simplicity will shine when you flush .. Its the pubing equivalent of head and shoulders wash and go
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    The tissue parcels did used to resemble those wizz bombs from back in the day... obvs the bog roll replacing the rizla.
     
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  19. Toonitus

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    Oh and make sure the door is locked because it's a difficult thing to explain your way out of
     
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  20. Toonitus

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    We're ****ed
     
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