Unfortunately we're a small club with unrealistic expectations. When I took the job I said I would try to enjoy it if I possibly can.
Apparently kamara doesn't want to sign... Not sure whether this is just twitter bollocks, but it won't surprise me
Edwards just likes building up hopes and then letting them suffer slowly.. Like strangulation... On off is part of the fun
That's a good idea. I normally create a parcel of bog roll, trim.. then drop the pubes in the middle then create a twisted end little bomb which looks like a chinese prawn parcel then drop it down the bog and time the flush right. Your idea would be much easier.
Give it a try it's a little strange the 1st time, but it's simplicity will shine when you flush .. Its the pubing equivalent of head and shoulders wash and go
The tissue parcels did used to resemble those wizz bombs from back in the day... obvs the bog roll replacing the rizla.