Fabrizio Romano confirms that Everton tried to hijack the James deal butfailed as since 1pm today James wanted Leeds overboth Everton and Leicester City Bastard, that's one of the straws snatched away
Deadline day without Jim White trying to build excitement about a journeyman signing for the likes of Wycombe, won’t feel right. No yellow ties and no ‘hold on to your hats X club fans, as boy have we got some exciting news for you coming up’ - story, they’re bringing in a 3rd choice keeper on loan. Who can forget purple dildo night at Stoke, old back handed ‘Arry with his car window down and a brown bag in the footwell. Today is just going to be a Ronnie ****fest.
I wonder who they're going to try and pretend are signing a player at midnight this time? Don't go to sleep yet please, we're getting good ad money for this ****.
No he'll stay at Newcastle until he's good enough and then they'll let him go for peanuts just like Toney and Armstrong.
Additions for nufc will now come down to whether everton are stupid enough to buy Longstaff. Please please rafa