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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. luvgonzo

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  2. luvgonzo

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    Ah damn I'm in trouble again. <doh>
     
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  3. Spurlock

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    Pissed her off again?
     
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    Yeah, the youngest came down saying that all you need to make explosives is this that and the other. Mrs luv asked how he would know that and he replied Google. So lecture about the internet and I backed up Mrs luv by telling the lad how she wrote a letter to the PLO to get info for a school project when she was young and how their letters got opened for years.
    I then explained that it was like him emailing a terrorist organisation for help with home work.

    He fell over laughing.
     
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  5. Spurlock

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    lol paranoid parents

    I’d rofl too tbh

    you’re in trouble for telling the PLO story?

    Hahaha poor guy Luv
     
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  6. luvgonzo

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    Last time I back her up.
     
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    Give her ****in slap next time
     
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    Nah she might Google some battered women society to get help. ****ing internet is hard work.
     
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    She only got a B in the project despite writing to Arafat. Teachers eh?
     
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    Nice big **** off breakfast here <ok> then the final leg, thankfully all on tarmac

    my arse hurts and it’s not from all of the vigorous spooning

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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    So after catching Covid late last month, it looks like I’ve got some type of flu on the way. Proper aching all over with a fever and a cough. Worse nick than any of the days when I had Covid. Looks like I’ll have to drag myself to the airport for a test, check if I’ve got ****in Covid again.

    I swear that vaccine has weakened my immune system <whistle>
     
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    We're just coming out of having caught it and have been told we are immune for 3 months, so you've probably got flu. Most people's immune systems are down because of being virtually locked away for the last 18 months, expecting big number of colds and flu this autumn and winter because of it, now we're all mixing again.
     
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    Dunc threatening to shoot somebody with his crossbow ?
     
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  16. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Been invited to an 80’s weekender at Butlins, that could be a car crash of a weekend.
     
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    Don’t do it. I’ve been dragged to more than one of those (I know) ****ing horrendous - unless you’re single and you’re wanting to smash some easy old minge.
     
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    Went to a 90’s one about 3 years ago.
    One of the best weekends of my life. My mate went really weird, he went to b and q, picked up some magnolia and painted the chalet walls!
     
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    Didn't realise you were a 30 something woman.
     
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    Take a couple or grams of MDMA with you and it’ll be a hoot
     
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