Posh Spice is a slapper, her knickers smell of cod, and when she's ****ing Beckham, she thinks of Ormerod
We had loads of these... Posh Spice is a slapper, her fanny's very smelly and when she's shagging Beckham, she thinks of Gary Kelly Although my personal favourite at one away game was one bloke shouting out on his own Posh Spice is a slapper, She always cheats at snooker and when she's shagging Beckham, she thinks of Mark Viduka The fun was figuring out which player it was ending with and all singing along.
And one to Kasper Schmeichel when he played for us. Your dad's a **** but you're alright. No idea why he didn't hang around long
Verse 1 We've got Ledley at the back We've got Ledley at the back We've got Ledley, We've got Ledley, We've got Ledley at the back Verse 2 So you can stick Sol Campbell up your arse....etc
The last waltz with you, two lonely people together I fell in love with you, the last waltz will last forever, it's all over now, nothing left to say just the Gills and the Rainham End. Singing, lalalala, lalalala, the Gills, lalalala, lalalala, the Gills.
We burnt all the tables and burnt all the chairs We burnt all the kids that were sleeping up stairs In your holiday homes, in your holiday homes
Martin jol Martin jol Martin Martin jol He's got no hair We don't care Martin Martin jol Jol supposedly had to check with Chris Hughton if we liked him the first time he heard this
I liked Jol. A behemoth in the world of football. Just a shame I never got to watch him kill someone with his bare hands, that was all.
To Peter Shilton after he was caught in his car with a trainer's missus... fate gave him the first game after back at Leicester ... and of course we love Forest ... "Six foot two, eyes of blue, Tina's husband's after you ... la la la la, la la la, la la .. " "Was she better than your wife?" "He's shot, he's come, all over Tina's bum, in the car, in the car" "If you've all had Tina clap your hands"
