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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Aug 21, 2021.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    What would you buy with it?

    I’d get a decent sized house.. a yellow mustang and probably buy a holiday home in Turkey.
     
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  2. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Buy the Newcastle first team

    Then spend the other 900k on a couple of houses :bandit:
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    if those houses are in Liverpool you’d be talking streets of houses for £100k…
     
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  4. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    god no. May support the club but wouldn’t want to move up north, I prefer sunshine and where people talk properly <whistle>
     
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  5. Ben 10

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    A hitman for Ashley
     
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  6. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    Put it with the the other ones
    In the bank
     
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  7. Ben 10

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    And wave them all at Owen
     
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  8. Darth Plagueis

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    Give 50k each to my close relatives.

    But probably not spend it on much because I love minimalism.

    Will save it and see how my life goes abit, probably give a lot of it to charity.

    Maybe I'd use it to travel a bit.
     
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  9. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Do you drink green tea?
     
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  10. Toonitus

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    Kill myself more than likely
     
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  11. Schlem Boogerman

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    Yeah, me too. I've just got to work out how to dispose of your body first. :bandit:
     
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  12. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Just get him hooked on smack then give him a dirty needle and leave him to rot
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

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    Bet your stag do will be a right scream.
     
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  14. Toonitus

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    I've never heard anyone say they love minimalism until today
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I think it’s his way of saying he lives in a tent in his mums garden.
     
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    I'd love to meet a women that falls for such a line though
     
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  17. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Move in to a licensed Dutch brothel, and probably burn some of it in front of beggars.
     
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  18. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Can you remember that YouTube show called bumfights or something where they paid tramps to do stupid things.
     
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  19. Toonitus

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    Yeah it was class
     
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  20. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    lol bumfights was the thing that came before Jackass weren't it?
     
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