Pig Sick

On the slightly less lefty loony woke ITV news that there has been a report of a salmonella outbreak from guzzling on Pork Scratchings. I've never actually tried this delicacy but it doesn't sound particularly appetising, even uninfected.

I'm assuming it has only affected lefty loony little Englander gammons?

 

Crunchy chunks of mostly solid fat: delicious. Give it a try.

 

They’re just as disgusting as they sound.

English seem to love eating fat. Pork crackling n aw that pish

And to think they have a go at us for deep frying delicious Mars bars

 

Crackling is better

 

Crackling is brilliant. Ye risk yer teeth every time though.

 

You get the ones with bits of hair on them

 

When did you last have some hairy meat in your mouth?

 

I'm a lifelong virgin incel vegan **** according to the tags/pigeon-brained idiots on here.

 

Pig fat is one of the tastiest things on the planet .

When the W.E.F and climate change Nazis take over The World and force everyone to eat lab grown fake meat and bugs I won't bother leaving my pod .

I'll probably end up eating genetically modified covid shot Vegans instead .

 

I used to like Bacon fries.

 

I still do. Scampi fries also. Not had either for ages though.

 

Why do Spain only sell giant bags like Lays ?

 

They don't. The Chinese shops sell all different sized packets. The wee souvenir shops and supermarkets just sell the big bag though. Lays do a rather nice salt and vinegar. UK must be one of only a few countries that eat salt and vinegar crisps.

 

That's cos vinegar is absolutely stinking.

 

On the odd occasion I have a Chipper I don't have salt or vinegar on it, ruins the taste.

 

you should be executed for this.

 

And they do cheese moments too which are up there with scampi fries. But you rarely find them these days

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Nobody wants to hear about your cheese moments you ****ing obese ****tah.

 

why?

 

**** off ****y.