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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Jan 23, 2020.

  1. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    <laugh>


    Just go out ffs you are dubble dipped
     
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  2. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I’m being a good citizen. Since I did the PCR test, I’ve had untold emails and texts plus a phone call yesterday from NHS Test and Trace.

    Went for a walk yesterday, then got para because I realised I had my phone on me; half expecting an armed goonsquad in hazmat suits to abduct me in Highgate Woods. Fortunately, this is not Australia, so I think I got away with it.
     
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  3. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Destroy your phone and put super glue on your fingerprints as a precaution.
     
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  4. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I ate the SIM card so I’m good, thanks <ok>
     
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  5. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    You should organise a curry night and invite ER <ok>

    (Asap, and make sure you use his fork + cough on him as much as it's socially acceptable to)
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Snatch squad on root.
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Fuxake <laugh>
     
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  9. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    More chance ER would die choking on an onion bhaji than from the covid.
     
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  10. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    They are all double jabbed but still think they can get sick or die from each other with covid.

    Derp :emoticon-0143-smirk
     
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  11. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    If someone had their hands cut off at the wrists they would be an amputee <doh>
     
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  12. Farked19

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    32,000 + cases - On a Sunday!
     
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  13. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Israel cases approaching last summers peak and have renewed face muzzle mandates and rolling out 3rd shot.

    We will be next.
     
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  14. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Has Nicola opened the pubs up yet ?
     
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  15. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    She has and no mention of CV19 passports yet despite the BBC Scotland pushing it by asking the question "Is Scotland lagging behind by not creating a CV19 passport" which her Nat fans seem to be right behind so bizarre that she's not following the CCP model.
     
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  16. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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  17. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    The so called expert scientists used to think the Earth was flat long ago.

    Oh, hang on, I've got that wrong.
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Some other magnificent moments in science...

    Adding lead to petrol.
    CFCs

    (both of these brilliant ideas were the same guy <laugh>)
     
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    DMD Eh?
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    Thomas Midgely

    He acquired Polio, and created pulleys and levers so he could still move about, and died when he was strangled by his own contraption. :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  20. Easter Road 1980

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    The end justifies the means I suppose.
     
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