British Politics

... then somebody mentioned Donny dodging the Vietnam draft on 3 separate occasions and a little involuntary wee escaped him ...

 

I know this one ... One is an array of limbless athletes... the other is an array of legless Jocks ... did I get it right?

 

Close, but no sitar.

 

Poor Donny had bone spurs on his heels. Couldna carry a shooting iron.

 

Hull lose 2-0

 

Five surgeons are discussing what type of person makes the best patient to operate on.
The first surgeon, from Belfast City Hospital, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second, from Antrim Area Hospital, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is co lour coded."
The third surgeon, from Royal Belfast Hospital , says, "No, I really think librarians are the best! Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon, from Musgrave Park Hospital "You know, I like construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'
But the fifth surgeon, from Ulster Hospital, Dundonald , shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine... Plus, the head and the arse are interchangeable.’

 

UTD 3 - 0 Southampton

 

Wid

 

Ally McBeal was a wee anorexic ride. Harrison Ford telt me that when I met him in Amsterdam ( but not at the airport, that was ER ).

 

You met ER at Amsterdam Airport?

 

he tried to slip the haun, downstairs first as well, dirty bastard.

 

And before that Keith Joseph.

 

You got the 0 bit wrong.

 

crazed lefties are always out of their depth

 

Why is a thing called the UK Sharia Council even allowed to exist?

Get them classed as a terrorist organisation and banned.

 

crazed remainers dont have a clue