Normally at this point I'd have posted the McGlashan of the Clan clip about Scotch inventions but Youtube have removed all the Absolutely stuff. "We even invented the English. We sent all our ****s and perverts down south and said "You can be the English"".
Loved Absolutely! When he cycles past the Welcome to England sign , gets off his bike and shouts "Pooooooooooooooooooooooffffffffssss" and then quickly cycles home!
Scotland may well have been the home of football but sadly football left home many many years ago and doesn't seem to have any plans of returning.
Yep We have to wear ours in private but you lot can walk around to your hearts content. My little black number has never seen the light of day
So the Scotch used to play a round ball game completely unrelated to the one which was codified by Englishmen? Surely then you could say Japan is the home of football because they were doing exactly the same at an early or similar time. More bullshit from England's least favourite colony.
All you did was add rules. Typical English. Take a game which is fun and free and add rules and regulations to it. Just like you did in Africa.
Scotchland isnt even the home of golf ffs. It does however have the most twee scotch jocky capital city which people come from far and away to mock.
Anyway, seeing as we English actually own Scotland does that not mean we own the rights to all inventions that were mistakenly made there?
You own us Someone should tell that to the Sun and Daily Mail as they seem to think it's the other way round.
