Transfer Rumours Summer 2021 Transfer Rumours

You read too much into the papers. I don't suspect any of those mentioned are actually on our radar. Semmens explained at the fans forum they tend to work at least two transfer windows ahead and we will have planned to replace Jannik next summer anyway (if not sooner). So it's more a case of whether clubs are prepared to release the target early for a small premium (or loan with option to buy - even better). I'm pretty sure it'll be no one we have thought of. And we will be pleased.

 

He's an excellent LOI player but wouldn't be good enough for EPL yet. I believe he's off to Celtic anyway

 

Do other fans forums do the the puns stuff or is it just you weirdos? [duck] Ps tried to think of a duck fish but failed miserably!

 

Wot us mad weidros?

 

Solely on here I think

 

If it's the right price we'll be squids in.

 

I can help you out ! - Bombay duck is actually a fish. I`m sure you can still sample these delicacies at the Manzil.

 

I actually meant “duck” at the Incomming abuse

 

but this is very good & smart - I knew one of you clever dicks would work something out

 

I think we’d better skate round this one

 

You are welcome. Helping each other out with fish puns is what being in the brotherhood of Saints fans is all about. And cheese.

 

It's like Godwin's Law made fish, the longer any thread gets, the probability of puns increase, ultimately reaching the bad boys, those of ichthyological classification (the highest order - or note - of wiffy play-on-words)

 

Abraham signs for Roma for £34m, with a buy back clause set at double that amount. Our deal with Chelsea regards Tino seems much better in comparison. In fact some sites say Livramento's BB fee is actually £40m, has there been any word from trusted sources on how much it actually is?

 

Bombay Duck. Will that do?

Oh bugger too late.

 

Again he’s in line with the other signings we’ve made. Don’t know a lot about how he did last year, but Fulham are a weird club in that they give Tony Khan an extraordinary amount of power. He’s a good dude and he’s taken a good approach to recruitment but it’s hard to unify your approach when you’re signing that many players each year for a new coach.

Tosin matches in that he was a highly rated prospect at a big club who had £40m signings blocking his path. He’s an outstanding athlete but I don’t know much more.

 

Manzil, as in bevois valley? I used to love that place.

 

Surely plaice!

 

We could fillet on matchday.

 

I understand they sell their spirits by the gill.

 

So everyone is trawling the net for more fish puns, sole destroying.