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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 5, 2014.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    mice just checked the record books for you sis abs it’s still 4 years since you dropped out of the perm last. We even commissioned a kit this year to remind you scruffy lot…
     
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  2. Makemstine Roger

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    Sunderland born and bread,and brought up on a diet of Sunderland from an all Sunderland family, but the greatest love of my life was a beautiful lass, a Leeds fan who loved Northern Soul and who i attended a lot of Leeds matches with, I would often travel up from 9 Para Maidstone on leave at the weekends just to be with her, sadly she passed away but left a massive impression on me, and a place in my heart for Leeds I used to travel often to her resting place to place a tribute and regulary keep in contact with her family who i class as my second one, i suppose a lot of fans have a place in their hearts for more than 1 team, a few of the lads i served with are strong Leeds fans as well, so i have an affinity with them good lads
     
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  3. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    That your excuse Jim right im nicking that one<laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  4. Makemstine Roger

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    like i would follow your players history, all i knew he was from Shields and had a brother, and never played for England, Brain Ben of Britain kept throwing in scenarios , and i just wanted to keep him amused and happy till his mam told him it was bed time.
     
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  5. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    You pissed Albert? Rodents checking the records. Playing in the perm? As for sis abs, I have absolutely no idea.

    Take more water with it, mate. It's only Monday FFS...
     
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  6. Nig

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    I bet you get black eyes from your bollocks anarl ;)
     
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  7. JakartaToon

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    Let us know if you want him banning from here.
     
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  8. Nig

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    Who Roger ? :D

    Don't do that man, he's the most prolific poster on this thread <laugh>
     
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  9. Ben 10

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    Can someone translate what these dribblers are trying to say? I genuinely don't understand them
     
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  10. jimileysbaldhead

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    <laugh>.....don't tell me you've had a blue rinse Jak.
     
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  11. JakartaToon

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    No, Ben10 - I thought that's what happened on your board when you didn't like a poster.
     
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  12. Nig

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    Ah nar who you were on about ;)

    No don't ban him, but his mam said can you please lock him out after 6.30pm ? ;)


    And then she said ooooh yess yessss yesssssss arggghhhhhhhh.
     
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  13. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Ban all the mags. Then the quality of the thread will improve immeasurably :)
     
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  14. jimileysbaldhead

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    Didn't work on your board Sid, your lot started to argue amongst themselves..<laugh>
     
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  15. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Exactly. We want to do that on here now and you mags get in the way.
     
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  16. jimileysbaldhead

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    You're nearly right Nig.
    I started to masturbate excessively 6 years ago when your lot got relegated from the top league. I'm now completely blind after w@nking myself into a frenzy at the end of every subsequent season when you fail again. As an aside, if anyone tells you it's impossible to p!ss yourself laughing whilst w@nking just refer them to the third division table at the end of the season.

    Ps.....I've certainly got bigger bollocks than the mods on your board.
     
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  17. Ben 10

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    It must be red raw going off their level off failure!
     
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  18. Nig

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    Both serial failures mate.
    Just we did it on a grander scale ;)
    :emoticon-0172-mooni :emoticon-0173-middl :D

    I'm the only mod on there and have the parka's and lambretta's to prove it :D
     
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    Worn down to a nub I heard.
     
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  20. Ben 10

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    Your club or his bellend?
     
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