She's very discerning, and when I tell her about your basement/patio, and the fact you go to poncy bohemian cafs/quizzes/comedy nights, she wouldn't wipe dog **** off her shoes onto you.
What's with the new abbreviated name? You may be right as I can't believe he's so loved up with some slapper. By the way, did you pull off the stunt with your nephew and his first girlfriend, sweats?
No my new bird made me remove it all... I did leave the condoms in his bed though... I also gave them the safe sex talk when I was drunk
How did it go down? I seem to remember you were going to an Anne Summers party that same night. How did that go. Get anything interesting for the love of your life?
Errr No ... we were going to my friends leaving party as she is moving to London... As to the condoms in his bed he didnt mention it..
ahhh he didnt look impressed.. she is staying again this weekend... so I have another opportunity to embarrass him..
"tunns" has always been my name - tunnscoopertempleclause was a play on the band name thecoopertempleclause please log in to view this image
I'm gonna do the same when I can change my name again. Just gonna shorten it to 'Sky' as that's what I'm known by.... you should shorten yours to 'senile'
he should just change his name to bellend... thats the only thing he has in his life that makes him happy..
Surely he should become "Hammerhead" He's too old though and wouldn't even know how to change his username. I'm surprised he's even on the internet in the first place...
