British Politics

Being stabbed by a care in the community woman doesn't sound as painful or dangerous as being stabbed by a knife.

 

I had a broken leg in plaster and was trying to get down 4 flights of stairs from my studio apartment next to Kensington Gardens.

An old Greek woman got into the building and started jabbing a vegetable knife into my guts .
I pushed her down the stairs and someone called the police.
When the police arrived they told me she was known to them for pissing in a cup and throwing it at people.

I think it was Maior that started releasing nut cases with the care in the community act and Tony carried it on .

 

Not even sure you should be allowed a spoon tbh.

 

I was thinking about getting a 12 bore

 

A 12 bore spoon, what's that?

 

It's like a big noisey spork

 

The bloke in Star Trek?

 

I thought everyone in East Angular had one of them?

 

Most

 

'When the last tree is cut, the last fish is caught, and the last river is polluted; when to breathe the air is sickening, you will realize, too late, that wealth is not in bank accounts and that you can’t eat money.'

 

There is an irony here that Labour MPs are complaining about a law that they introduced. The UK Borders Act 2007 requires that foreign criminals be deported once their sentences have completed. Back when this law was ratified by Labour Home Secretary Jacqui Smith, Diane Abbott and David Lammy both voted with their government to approve it. Now it seems that Ms Abbott feels that this law is racist because it sends criminals back to Jamaica. When this very same law is used to return criminals to Albania or Ukraine, it is clearly not racist because the criminals are racists (white).

The deportation flight was due to have 50 passengers but by the time it took off, 43 had been granted reprieves thanks to lawyers engaged by Labour MPs. I am sure that goes down very well with the constituents in their London seats (quite a lot of whom will be immigrants from the Caribbean). One of them had a conviction for rape of a minor so that must make David Lammy, the Shadow Secretary of State for Justice, a prize hypocrite given that he recently complained about the lenient treatment of rapists. Black Rapists Matter.

 

QAnon will not be happy with Coleman’s wife. Does she not know that the lizard people cannot force her to testify against her husband under US law? Grassing him up to the FBI because he went camping with the kids and came back alone is evidence of her serpent DNA. I bet she is double jabbed – the 5G nanobots made her do it.

 

So if the Tories locked up all the fruits, there would only be new voters coming ashore in Kent to vote for Dame Kelly Stormer. Boris should build some
new asylums up in the North East, levelling up and all that...

 

But it is. Care in the Community put fruits out on the streets in droves. An attempt to save a few quid that went awry. Thatch introduced it in 1983 btw.

 

You have to love the two faces of Wee Jimmy McKrankie.

Desperate to seal a majority deal with the Greens in Scotland, she has now decided that to combat climate change she is opposed to new licenses for oil and gas projects or the renewal of licenses for existing projects.

Back at the time of the Indy Ref, was King Alex Salmond not going to fund the entire Utopia Scotland from taxing $100 a barrel oil? Does the oil/gas industry not employ 70,000 people in Scotland? If you make 70,000 highly paid people unemployed then will all the lost tax revenues not have to be replaced by taxing somebody or something else?

Just why are the SNP so totally inept at running Scotland? It could not possibly be that they have even less understanding of simple economics than Labour. There is a Net Zero target in Scotland but clearly they will achieve Net Zero Intelligence well before 2045.

 

Very poignant. Fanciful but poignant.