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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Kwik, Feb 11, 2011.

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  1. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    I sat down next to my wife and said, "You look so cute when you're concentrating"
    My wife said, "Will you **** off while I'm trying to have a ****"


    I get complaints from my neighbours because I always walk about my garden wearing only my boxers.
    I don't see what the problem is, I think they make a lovely hat.
     
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    Hash., Feb 13, 2011
  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I see Kwik took my advice and stopped digging?

    I would take my hat off to him if I was wearing one.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Feb 13, 2011
  3. goonercymraeg

    goonercymraeg Amnesia
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    I think his JCB ran out of fuel
     
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    goonercymraeg, Feb 13, 2011
  4. BH1972RFC

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    <gailtrain>
     
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  5. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member
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    What a load of ****ing ****e this is <ok>
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11, Feb 13, 2011
  6. matty elliot's balding cranium

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    what a dull post - are you perchance from southern england - oh yes - you are - you support the manchester reds
     
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    matty elliot's balding cranium, Feb 13, 2011
  7. Kwik

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    Why not slit your throat instead?
     
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    Kwik, Feb 14, 2011
  8. goonercymraeg

    goonercymraeg Amnesia
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    It's funny you should say that.I was at Euston last night,getting a train home.A train pulled in from Manchester full of Manc fans.The only thing i couldn't understand is why they were all wearing Norwich scarves
     
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    goonercymraeg, Feb 14, 2011
  9. Kwik

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    So you were getting a train "last night" in London but you're obviously Welsh. I take it you don't live in Wales now.
     
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    Kwik, Feb 14, 2011
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    5...4.....3....2.....1 the return of John Higgins is soon isnt it?????
     
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    anportmorbhoy, Feb 14, 2011

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    Time this was
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    thefullback, Feb 14, 2011
  12. goonercymraeg

    goonercymraeg Amnesia
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    I was only wandering why all the Mancs were wearing Norwich scarves
     
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    goonercymraeg, Feb 14, 2011
  13. DevAdvocate

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    That does'nt make any sense at all. <doh>

    Maybe it sounded witty when you said it to yourself but it's not, it's simply another angry rant from little you.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Feb 14, 2011
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    So I take it you don't live in wales anymore?
     
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    Kwik, Feb 14, 2011
  15. goonercymraeg

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    I've lived in Wales all my life.What has that got to do with Mancs wearing Norwich scarves?
     
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    goonercymraeg, Feb 14, 2011
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    Well you haven't saw a dug get chugged aff'a laudie have you <doh>
     
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    BolloBollo, Feb 14, 2011
  17. Kwik

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    I'm sorry i don't speak Spanish.....

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    Kwik, Feb 14, 2011
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    How did you get on last night with the new forum?
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Feb 14, 2011
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    VenomPD Merrick jr

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  20. goonercymraeg

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    but it's got a £40 million budget <laugh>
     
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    goonercymraeg, Feb 14, 2011
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