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Called at the butchers

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Steven Royston O'Neill, Oct 18, 2011.

  1. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    Thought to myself, sick of all this Bruce talk, I have to go out so will call at the butchers in the village for some pork and a bacon sarnie.

    What was I thinking of, my butcher is a season card older and massive Sunderland fan, he got me cornered in the shop, was doing something with a dead pig at the time so had a big chopper in his hand, getting like a porn story here.

    I may have picked him up wrong but I get the distinct feeling that if Bruce fancies a pie he would be well advised to steer clear of my butchers. He could well end up with his head in the window with an orange in his mouth.

    The only comfort was that the other butcher is a Leeds fan and could not understand what we were moaning about.

    I enjoyed the bacon buttie mind.
     
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    bonnybobbypark Well-Known Member

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    Red or brown sauce?

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  3. biffa1965

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    Incidently can anyone recommend a good savoury or savaloy dip joint, Iam back home next week and the jackie whites market ones have gone rapidly down hill of late...
     
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  4. Apone

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    Syd, this is an amusing story but within it is a serious point that I don't think we can get away from -Bruce has lost a portion of the fans (if not a majority, I'll let others argue on this point) and in my experience it's impossible for manager to recover from this
     
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  5. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  6. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    Its a true story and my mate the butcher was fuming, he said that never before has he felt like this, now I'm sure I have heard that before
     
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  7. MrRAWhite

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    That is by the best picture of you I have seen to date...
     
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  8. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    That's a crackling story Syd.

    Ok....I'm going back to our board, just popped in to say hello.
     
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  9. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    Go away and keep your snout out
     
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  10. jimileysbaldhead

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    That's a truffle harsh.
     
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  11. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    stop telling porkies
     
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  12. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    I'm scratching my head to think of some more.
     
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  13. bonnybobbypark

    bonnybobbypark Well-Known Member

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    I'd like to contribute, but my pen has run out of oink.

    Al get me coat.

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  14. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    Well I could be rasher
     
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  15. Billy Death

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    Belly pork Syd is the best.

    Where would we be without dead pigs?
     
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  16. bonnybobbypark

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    Bigg Market

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  17. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    I had dead cow for my birthday dinner
     
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  18. mitchthemakem

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    syd your changing the subject
     
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  19. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    I like your sty Syd.



    :emoticon-0159-music:..."Gammon along the Scotswood road, to see the Blaydon Races"....:emoticon-0159-music
     
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  20. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    That makes me sow proud
     
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