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Where's are the chips?

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  1. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    *are
     
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  3. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Soz must of been autocorrect.
     
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    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    "finish it within an hour and it's free"

    I'd like to see Jamie "****face" Oliver have a go and hopefully explode during it.

    One less utter ****stain on the planet.
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Overkill on the toast that looks like a whole loaf
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    In I pop.
     
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  8. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    If a group of you went in and shared the cost, you could have a bite of toast, say you failed and then share it out between you all. :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    It is true that Yorkshire people are like Scottish except without the generosity!
     
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    At £50 for the challenge I wouldn't pay £12.50 to share that 4 ways .

    Unless they throw In a side order of chips.

    Edit nobody suggested 4 people
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Or the sporrans <ok>
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    ^^^^ pedantic ****
     
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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    I ****ing hate the prick too. When his restaurant in Gunwharf shut, I was well happy.

    A girlfriend of mine had fish and chips there. You had to pay £4.99 extra for "Jamie's pukka, choice, I'm a fat tongued, fake cockney, chips" and when they arrived there was 8 thick chips on her plate, so she ****ed off and had a fish supper at my plaice.
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    We'll file this under

    DID NOT HAPPEN
     
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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Some of it's true.
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    I bet she did :emoticon-0136-giggl

    Good use of the word plaice btw <applause>
     
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    They poisoned some poor soul there too. He told them he was allergic to nuts, (I don't like them much either) about 3 times and still there were nuts, in his tossed salad and he had an epi right there in the restaurant.
     
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    Pity it didn't autocorrect of to have.
     
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    I hate people with nut allergies, just **** off!
     
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    <laugh>
     
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