Transfer Rumours Summer window thread

[Bodinki]

Ouch...

Net spend (transfers) since Solskjaer joined

Man City - £818m
Chelsean - £646m
Liverpool - £470m
Man Utd - £672m

Trophies since Solskjaer joined

Man City - 8
Chelsea - 4
Liverpool - 4
Man Utd - 0

Good managers win trophies.

Ole finishing second may have been a bad thing in the long run for United.
The board couldnt well sack him after that, but you really need a decent manager.
The novice manager at big clubs thing just doesnt work, Frank proved it with us, and Arteta is doing an awesome job of proving it at Arsenal.

 

[Sucky]

I know mate bit of sarcasm tbh
I think he's done ok tbf. I obviously don't know him like you do though.

Hes doing great, just well enough to keep the job and not good enough to win anything.

[HASHTAG]#Olein4lyfe[/HASHTAG]

 

[Blueman]

Yes most of that made in player sales, not from the bank of russia with no payback loans every year

Proper club mate not some criminals plaything

Proper club that got us all banned from Europe for five years? Triffick.

 

[Saf]

Whats evertons mate? You got a list or summin?

Klopps clear.

Klopp could go any of those teams and win things, i doubt any of the rest could come to Liverpool and do the same.

Man City have spent less per trophy than Liverpool, mate

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Klopp’s signed some right dogshit like.

Keita - ****
Ox - Shart
Alisson - Mince
Minimongo - Battyman
Thiago - Plonker
Shaqiri - Toad
Solanke - Piles
Tsimkaka - Stool sample
Konate - TBC but for now, smegma

 

[Blueman]

Man City have spent less per trophy than Liverpool, mate

HOW DARE YOU!

 

[Saf]

Ole finishing second may have been a bad thing in the long run for United.
The board couldnt well sack him after that, but you really need a decent manager.
The novice manager at big clubs thing just doesnt work, Frank proved it with us, and Arteta is doing an awesome job of proving it at Arsenal.

I think Arteta has won a couple of trophies tbf

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Yes most of that made in player sales, not from the bank of russia with no payback loans every year

Proper club mate not some criminals plaything

Not quite grasping the ‘net spend’ term there then mate?

 

[Sucky]

Man City have spent less per trophy than Liverpool, mate

So? Pep would grow his hair back through stress down ours when he gets his 20m transfer budget each year

Honestly you think pep could be successful on Liverpool’s budget?
I genuinely dont.

 

[Bodinki]

I think Arteta has won a couple of trophies tbf

Just the FA Cup, against Frank.
Wouldnt have made any difference if Frank had won it either they were/are still way over their heads

 

[Saf]

So? Pep would grow his hair back through stress down ours when he gets his 20m transfer budget each year

Honestly you think pep could be successful on Liverpool’s budget?
I genuinely dont.

Yeah but the point is mute. He's the go-to guy for all the big clubs with money because he spends it well and that in itself is an art.

 

[Sucky]

Klopp’s signed some right dogshit like.

Keita - ****
Ox - Shart
Alisson - Mince
Minimongo - Battyman
Thiago - Plonker
Shaqiri - Toad
Solanke - Piles
Tsimkaka - Stool sample
Konate - TBC but for now, smegma

Pogba = lolz
Di maria = lolz
James =
Wan bukkake = ****
Maguire = needs a proper wc cb next to him. so hes **** too.


Tsminkas gonna make you look silly first few weeks mate just telling ya now so its not a shock

 

[Blueman]

So? Pep would grow his hair back through stress down ours when he gets his 20m transfer budget each year

Honestly you think pep could be successful on Liverpool’s budget?
I genuinely dont.

20m budget? You go on as though you lot are paupers. Victims or what?

 

[Saf]

Just the FA Cup, against Frank.
Wouldnt have made any difference if Frank had won it either they were/are still way over their heads

Not sure on Arteta, I think he'll improve Arsenal. They aren't a top club in England anymore so the pressure and expectancy is off compared to going to a club regularly challenging for trophies. I think he's doing alright considering where they were when he took them on. We'll see the best of them next season if he's still there but should see improvement from them this year which I'm expecting.

 

[Sucky]

Yeah but the point is mute. He's the go-to guy for all the big clubs with money because he spends it well and that in itself is an art.

Spends it well.
Christ

 

[Sucky]

20m budget? You go on as though you lot are paupers. Victims or what?

Whats victims got to do with our budget bro? Or you just being a sneaky chav prick?

 

[Saf]

Spends it well.
Christ

I don't think Klopp could go to City and clean up with trophies. I think he'd fail because he'd struggle to manage a world class squad.

 

[Blueman]

Spends it well.
Christ

But he does tbf.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Pogba = lolz
Di maria = lolz
James =
Wan bukkake = ****
Maguire = needs a proper wc cb next to him. so hes **** too.


Tsminkas gonna make you look silly first few weeks mate just telling ya now so its not a shock

Ole didn’t sign Pogba or Di Maria but thanks for your input, I’ll bottle the tears and neck them in celebration when Tsimikaka face plants his way to Fulham on loan.

 

[Blueman]

Whats victims got to do with our budget bro? Or you just being a sneaky chav prick?

It's the way yoi vome across tbf. Why so touchy?