Would you….

**** off a corpse, most certainly. No witnesses if he’s dead

 

If he got hard would you freak out or be proud..?

 

You may be there a while.

 

What one then?

Brb or tobes

 

Both?

 

I cant picture that, like a girl getting fingered the 1st time?

 

Bring back haig or Margaret thatcher?

 

Nah coz it's like you get scared to **** a corpse is getting hard but then realise you must be great at handjobs for that to happen. Then you can jump in the porn game and get paid knowing that you got mad ****ing skills, onlyfans that **** up, know what I mean?

 

Maggie. And I’ll **** her off free of charge

 

Nah, Bruno makes the rivals cry too much. Gonna decline bro.

 

I dont think you need to **** it bro just **** it off a bit, unless that was in the small print?

 

Ok.

Jimmy Saville or hitler?

 

On Good Morning Britain.

 

Both.
Lots of money raised for charity, and the buses would run on time.

 

Dip a botfly in Phaal and put it down your japs eye, or ring Saddam Husseins vest out into your mouth after he’s just done 10k on the treadmill?

 

Definitely the second one, I've probably necked worse when pissed anyway.

 

I’m drinking dictator sweat bro.

Married to Gemma Collins, but she supports you financially and it’s an open marriage.

 

The open marriage makes it a no brainer. Plus at her weight she'll be dead in a few years so you're getting a nice pay off too once that will comes through.