Would you….

Id be reet in this case cos I’d get J-law to suffocate me to death with her arse and take a massive 2ft curly wurly in my mouth. Purple Aki wouldn’t want nowt to do with my bloated stinking corpse.

 

Tel has thought about these things before...he's got it sussed

 

2 pages

 

Do i know any of em? Can i pick em?

 

A night with Jennifer Lawrence
But she hasn’t showered or shaved her armpits for 1 month.

 

No mate.
Totally random.

 

You get given £20k and a go on Nicole Schertzinger’s flaps but before you get it you have to sleep head to toe with Bi-Matth for a night and you have to have the mouldy wallpaper end.

 

There’s a good chance around a third of them would be Chinese or Indian so really it’s only 666k actual people.

 

Again with the but.

 

No problem with that.
I’d probably end up slippin it in him just to wind the **** up

 

I could handle the smell, but really don’t like hairy pits

 

How about, you get to have a little shuffle with Michelle Keegan for 2 hours but as soon as you walk out of her door when the time is up, you have to suck the cheddar out of Schlem’s Big Toe.

 

Bro, we’re talking about probably the fittest bird alive, I’d eat a mile of her **** just to sniff her furry stinking pits.

 

Nah I’m out bro. That **** would haunt me.

Dude offers you 25 grand a month for the next 30 years. All you have to do is **** him off once a week.

 

**** it, im in.

 

Might as well.

 

I'd do that easy ... not that i'm gay or anything, cause i'm so straight that **** wouldnt faze me

 

If we can't have him nobody can! I can live with that.

 

A month on a mega yacht, is all yours if you agree to jump in shark infested waters on the first day for 30 minutes.

 

10 grand a month?
Let’s find out where Bobby’s line is