Match Day Thread Hull City v Wigan

Does the game go straight to pens if draw at full time?

 

The Clantons and the McClaurys word red bandanas in tombstone..

Ohh...Red Bananas Sorry

 

Oh you should, especially if Mz Kempton grew them. She puts them in a little bag in my pack up.

 

Yep

 

Red bananas?

 

We seem to like the side netting this half.

 

Tomatoes are the dogs bollocks

 

red bananas are rather like large dog's dicks

 

If they're the bollocks what does it's dick look like?

Forget that, just seen above.

 

I can usually hear the crowd from here. Complete silence so far.

 

A red banana.

 

Yeah I just did that

 

Salford regain lead 2-3. Penalties to both sides converted.

 

Is Terry subbing on penalty-takers?

 

I dread to think what you may have done with either a red banana or dog's dick

 

There's no wonder he can't hear the crowd

 

Foul took place just outside the Derby pen area. Should have been a free a yard outside.
Big ref error there.

 

Any dogs bollocks I've ever dined on tasted **** all like tomatoes...